Fuckin' Posers

**TheFly** · by **TheFly** on Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:02 am

I hate fucking pretentious assholes at parties that feel the need to tell you that you are drunk over and over and over again when in reality all I've had are a couple of drinks and am barely buzzing. Not nearly drunk. Drunk is when Im fucking dancing with my pants around my ankles, Drunk is when Im stumbling into people because I cant fucking hold my head up anymore, Drunk is when Im talking to the fucking mirror because I think its a good listener. Not that any of these has happened to me, hypothetically speaking of course. Very Happy

I digress.

I hate how they think they know what drunk is. They keep saying you're drunk, you're drunk and all Im fucking doing is having a friendly conversation with someone with my only crime being that maybe Im laughing too loudly. I will say though when I get buzzed, I do get louder and talk much more. What can I say, Im a real good social drunk, I like to chat with people and laugh with people. Is that a fucking crime? No, these arrogant assholes feel its necessary to fucking keep reminding you that you have alcohol in your bloodstream and they think you are drunk when they themselves have had a couple of drinks as well. What? Now they are the fucking authority on how people can act when they drink fucking alcohol. If the way you are behaving isn't like what they are behaving then its incorrect and drunk behavior? Fuck That Shit!! Im gonna have a good time anyway that I feel like it and if you dont want drunk behavior dont fucking hang with people that drink alcohol, go to a fucking library or a chess club and have a couple of drinks with them. Then you will find your fucking appropiate behavior. Stop telling me how to have a fucking good time, I'll ram this foot up your ass the next time you tap my shoulder to tell me Im drunk.

Fucking hypocrit cock gobblers, who the fuck do they think they are? The fucking alcohol authority? Ready to pounce at a beers notice. Oh, so now because I get buzzed and talk to everyone Im stealing your time to shine? Am I becoming too much of a cool person for you to compete with? I drink for one reason and one reason only, to have a good time. Given, I dont need alcohol to have a good time but sometimes it makes a normal situation that much more fun. Plus I only drink with other people, never alone. What? Im no fucking alcoholic. So to these fucking pretentious hypocritical anus munchers, stop telling me how to have a fucking good time! And I wasn't fucking around when I said I'll ram this foot up your ass the next time you tap my shoulder to tell me Im drunk. Consider yourself fucking warned.

Buzz Buzz Bitches!!!!